Steal the cookie

Okay, all you do is find a way to steal the cookie from the previous poster, who has the cookie.

EXAMPLE:

Bob: buys cookie and eats it

Jack: causes Bob to have a heart attack, and takes cookie while he is undergoing surgery.

Bob: Hits jack with a jackhammer and takes cookie using robot claw.

Jack: Annoys Bob to death and takes cookie and puts in pocket

ETC.

Ill start the game off

Buys cookie and puts into ear for some weird reason.

Because he has no brain, Growler blows in one of his ears and it comes out another, steals it and goes to jupiter.

Goes to Jupiter and sits on Growler until he gives up and gives me the cookie. Then I leave and eat the cookie!

Jupms on his stomache loads of times and then he vomits it up, I steal it.

You drop the cookie since it is covered in vomit, then I take it and wash it, then eat it. I then lock the topic so no one can take my cookie.

Then I ulnock it and ban you for 7 weeks. (not really).

But I steal the cookie and come back to earth.

I get mad that you unlocked the topic and I punched you, took the cookie, and stormed off to bledlines where I am admin!

I somehow take it from you.

i ban your computer from the site and take the cookie using admin skillz.

I get it back again!

I take the cookie from growler by pretending to be a giant cookie, and then take the cookie and put it an an unbreakable and unopenable forcefield. (except I can open it)

Wha?

MY COOKIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Umm... Lets start again:

I buy a cookie.

I buy a bigger, cookie, hit you with it, and take your cookie!

I buy a bigger one, you give both to me anyway, and I now have all 3.

I buy another bigger cookie, eat it, then take the other cookies from your hands.

Then I buy a bigger cookie, Eat it, buy a bigger cookie, hit you, hurt you, anything like that, you vomit it up and a get all 5.

I get Jerry (from tom and jerry) to come and beat you up. I then take all the cookies, and put them into space on venus where they are then burned to a crisp.

But then I become another zombie, and do the same thing.

I become dracula, bite you, and turn you into my minion forever. you then give me the cookie and I eat it.

But then I rebel and you become my minion! And make you make a bunch of cookies and give them all to me!!!!

But then I shoot you with a dart that makes you paralyzed forever. I take all the cookies.

While you are having the cookie fight i make a time machine and go back in time with kung fu panda when u were on Jupiter. then kung fu panda belly bumps u 2 ur death and then i take the cookie

...

Then I come back to life (3 times, wow), and make yoyu become 17 again!

Then I take the cookies.

I take nacho libre, and attack and kill you. I then eat the cookie.

Then you cough it up and give it to me, because of my pure awesomeness.

I tell you to sit, you obey, I tell you to drop the cookie, you drop it on the floor, and I take the cookie and eat it.

Then the same thing happens to you.

I kick you, tell you to get more members on your website, then take the cookie.

i use my ninja like powers to sneak up and take it, then i vanish into the shadows.

I get sonic to beat you up and give me the cookie.

i use the chaos emeralds an turn into super shadow, defeat sonic, and taxe the cookie back and then fly to my secret moon base.